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YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T MOVE HERE (trumpet)
"Alright, that's my
kind of talk mister"
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"Well I heard that your
state could be sinking,
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes
got you thinking,
'bout leaving Californee-ee.
There's riots and there's
floods and it's smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach,
and all of the Hippies
down in SANTA CRUZ,
are startin' to suck
just like a leach."
(while he sings next part)
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"You're sick of
sunshine and surfing,
you've had all the
tofu you can take,
well lookee here
times-a-wastin'
you just move to
the Centennial state!"
(while he sings chorus below)
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"Some people think
our state is square,
they're wrong just wait and see,
I walk a mile high,
Colorado's right for me."
"Well ridin' on a cow
can make you tired,
and it gets a little cold,
"That's true!",
but if y'all could
use a little swayin',
here's Val from the W's! (Hi)"
(while he sings next part)
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"Riding rodeos and square dancing,
you farm like mad all day.
you might think that I'm lying,
shoot listen what
my uncle's gotta say!
"I'm an old smelly geezer,
I don't know what rhymes with that,
if you've got a boil
you could pick it,
get out of my yard
and give me my chicken!""
(while he sings chorus below)
E Eb E F# A Ab G F#
F F# F F# Ab E A
E Eb E F# A Ab G F#
F F# F F# Ab E A
"Some people think
our state is square,
they're wrong just wait and see,
I walk a mile high,
Colorado's right for me."
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(while Reece yodles)
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C# C C#
(while he sings chorus below)
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F F# F F# Ab E A
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F F# F F# Ab E A
A
"Some people think
our state is square,
they're wrong just wait and see,
I walk a mile high,
Colorado's right for me."
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