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C# G# Bb E F (2x)
G#
Five guys take a ride
F
Drive a day and half a night
F# C#
Get to see some pretty scenery
G# F F#
But if that's all there is to this
C# G#
This band would split right down the seams
F
Southbound, static on the radio
F#
We left town
C# G#
But where we're goin' I don't know
F
Somewhere we're gonna play another show
F# C# F
Quick get off and gas up at the Conoco
F
We're driving
Bb
We drive against the grain
F Bb
Like postmen in the rain
C# G# Bb E F
Welcome to our big rock show
C# G# Bb E F
Wind us up and watch this puppy go
C# G# Bb Bb C
Hope you heard a single word we said
C# G# Bb E F
One little rock to rattle in your head
Hey kid, pit mosh
Please avoid the flashpot
Yeah, it's really funny 'til an eyebrow
gets singed off
Your mother's got nothing here to fear or dread
Our abrasive is gentle on a baby's skin head
Soundchecks
Don't forget the spandex
This mix is sounding like a bad train wreck
It takes some spit and grit and sweat
To give you more than you expect
F
We're driven
Bb
To give you what we know
F Bb
Like postmen through the snow
C# G# Bb E F
Welcome to our big rock show
C# G# Bb E F
Wind us up and watch this puppy go
C# G# Bb Bb C
Hope you heard a single word we said
C# G# Bb E F
One little rock to rattle in your head
C Bb
Got a cryptic coder
C Bb
On the microphone
Find the secret message
C# Eb F
Burried in our big rock show